It's GOOGLE time!

I have made several posts about this before. I look at my blog's settings, and I can see what search terms people use to come across my blog in a search engine.
Here's the good ones this time around:

"I'm pregnant and in prison"

"Xanax, blogspot, post comment" - Some weirdo typed all 3 of these, and got to my blog?

"Bedazzle hospital gown shirts" - I strongly advise against this.

"christen mullet"

"rachel ray haters" - I am proud to be one.

and my personal favorite:

"a couple christen a bed means" - I hope this poor soul found the answer they were looking for. On that note, how about a shoutout to my parents for spelling my name the same way you spell a word that means "To perform an act (ususally having sex) in a new location for the first time.*"
The second definition makes up for it, though: "(name): alternate spelling for 'kristen'; usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!*"

*Thanks, urbandictionary.com