The search is on

When I get bored, I look at my blog's analytical settings and see how many people visit my blog, and what some people search for to find my blog. Lately the search words include "crotch pain", which makes me more than happy to know that I'm not the only crazy out there. Although, "sharp pain from belly button to lady parts" got the side-eye from me. Freak.

Here's a little list of the funny, and WTF? ones:

"christen hooker"

"why does sweet tea give me the shakes?"
(Because you're a lightweight?)

"I had a nightmare where i was been surrounded by something which was scearing the shit out of me and than i was picked up by some one loving and i felt safe"
(Hmmmm, how this found my blog, I have no idea. Maybe the word "shit"?)

"I left my grocery at the store"

"what the hell is a centigram?"

and an obscene amount of "vodka tampon" searches, including "vodka tampon calories". Now that's a good question. Obviously, since you aren't ingesting those calories, they go straight to your ass, so it's pertinent information if you're trying to lose weight. Please give me a holler if you know the answer... I'm going to have baby weight to shed!